February 22, 2008

The Heavy Drinkers Rool!

So, for all you unfortunate peons who aren't privy to reading Jerry Waters Heavy Hitters Message Board, I was able to finagle my way in under a super secret username and password, copy screen shots, and show them all to you. Cause I know how much you care what the Heavy Drinkers are talking about.


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This screen shot is just the main page. Special members will see this page, while unregistered losers merely see the ads about God and Who is Online.

However, you are now privileged. Below is a top secret topic Jerrie DOESN'T want you to see!!

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The jokes write themselves. hehe hehe heh....

10 comments:

anonymous said...

What ARE you smokin' Crystal Dawn?

crystal dawn said...

that hemp satchel found under the clerks counter....

Anonymous said...

oh my god that was so freaking hilareous. "polar bears know whats best for us" "i'm leaving as soon as i clean up Nitro" He blames the liberals and to a lesser degree most blacks and muslims for our problems....sad that he actually believes that...

One criticism...the heavy drinker logo is emblazened with a martini...i would think a long neck silver bullet would be more appropo :)

MountainLaurel said...

Pretty funny. No wonder they've got it locked down so tight that I can't get in.

Paranoia is a scary thing...

Anonymous said...

Crystal...I think I luv U !!!!!!
That is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Crystal -- you and I are polar opposites politically [and probably in more ways than that] but I have to applaud your expose'. LOL

It's amazing what Waters has been doing to hide some of his threads. Have you noticed that he went from fully opened, to fully closed [to lurkers], now to partially open [hiding the key Nitro thread].

He's gone from claiming one person as a relative to announcing on the show they aren't related, to saying they're only related by marriage and now posting she is his "cousin". ROFLMAO!!!

He's got to be bi-polar or paranoid or something.

He's deleted the entire Nitro section before in order to hide stuff from "prying eyes". [More likely legal eagles.]

Amazing!

Here's to intelligent debate making the world go round.

crystal dawn said...

Hey thanks Muze. We do have opposing political views but that doesn't make either one of us right or wrong. I actually enjoy reading your blog a lot and think you have many valid points.

Jerry is nutty, so it's only appropriate that I satirize his board.

Anonymous said...

Both of you need to come see us at

http://theplacetogonitro.freeforums.org

We would love to have you all.
BTW CD yu have been missed at the DU as well. I love your sense of humor.

Neverlander

Anonymous said...

Wow! Isn't this the same "Muze" who was Jerrys best friend when he had a radio show?

Correct me if I'm wrong...

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Ridiculous, irrational, uninformed right wing buffoonery in WV?! Who would have ever suspected!