January 21, 2009

Beware of other concert goers - they could make you the brunt of a blog

*taken by crystal dawn May 7, 2008 at a non-aerosmith concert

I believe, yes...yes that is! That *is* bird shit.

11 comments:

arrozconpollo said...

Yup, looks like birdshit. Hey, is that a Aerosmith tat on his skank? Does that mean you went to a friggin Aeroshit concert? CD, I thought better of you. Never would have thought you'd be livin on the edge with those crusty rockers, as they will surely leave you cryin and going crazy and their amazin ways. Oh well, dream on.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Bird shit? I couldn't keep my eyes off the white trash no-ass skank with the tramp stamp.
God how I love chicks that look like they stink.
But I'll shut up as Arroz is a hard act to follow.

arrozconpollo said...

Hmm, no denial from CD. Her silence confirms this....CD paid to see Aerosmith. I am disappointed in you.

Sagacious, she may be a skank, but she clearly loves her man. A little analysis...

Note the grasp of her left hand on his coat, nary 6 inches northwest of the shit stain. This is a woman not ashamed to display public affection to this smallish man, despite the fact that he wears a sports coat with jeans. Which alerts me to the fact that she's clearly not dressed to his level. Tube tops, while appropriate with jeans, do not conform to her man's 1/2 formal, 1/2 casual attire. But back to the main point...the clinched hand is clearly tugging on his side, indicating that she is certain to put out, assuming of course that he first doles out for a meal and cocktail at Applebee's. I'm sure Steven Tyler's soothing voice and Joe Perry's infectious grooves are factors in this display of affection.

themom said...

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

crystal dawn said...

arroz, I saw Aerocrap only after they sold out to rap but not after Armageddon and the SuperBowl. That is why my hair-do is a tribute to that late 80's genre instead.

arrozconpollo said...

Ok, so you didn't see Aerosmith and haven't for 2 decades. Not as bad as don't wanna miss a thing, but still...dude looks like a lady? Was it post or pre-love in an elevatah?

Which still leaves the question...which shitty band were you watching with said skank and her shit-stained boy-toy? My guess...Bon Jovi. Or maybe the Def Leppard reunion tour. Poison? Whoever it was, please tell me it wasn't Nickelback. I'd never forgive you for paying to see Nickelback.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Damn, and I thought you two were in luuuuve. . . but back to the skank. . . tube tops, the small of cheap stale bear on her clothes and breath, day old. . . never mind.

crystal dawn said...

hillbilly, arroz and I are not from Ohio. thank you. :)

arrozconpollo said...

Thanks for the update..."non-aerosmith concert". So I will just assume its Nickleback.

Fucking Nickleback, Crystal Dawn!?!?!? Fucking Nickleback?!?! OMG, I don't even KNOW you anymore!

crystal dawn said...

Nicklesuck? Arroz, haven't you been reading my awesome blog for a some time now? I distinctly remember dissing Nicklesuck for not having one redeemable song.
Please go back to listening to your Def Leppard Hysteria album that I know you have on CD now.

arrozconpollo said...

Don't fuck with the Leppard. Told you that would be acceptable. I enjoy bands that refuse to properly enunciate. You got that a lot with the heavier hair bands of the 80's. But usually, those types of bands were from European countries with non-English speaking languages. Def Leppard, I believe, originated near Scotland, which may explain things.

Rockhet!! Nyeah!! Sah bella belloo!
Rockhet!! Nyeah!! Sah bella belloo!