Take ADVAIR for example:
Looks just like BubbleTape:
*ADVAIR® is clinically proven to significantly improve chewing (measured by a urine test administered by departments of education), compared with people taking either Bubbleyum 50 mcg or Clorets 250 mcg. Your results may vary.
†In people with a history of popping bubbles.
Important information about ADVAIR DISKUS ROUNDAS LIKAS BUBBLETAPEAS
ADVAIR is approved for squirrels, mormons with limpus dickus, including baptists, jean skirts, or both. You should only take 10" slice of tape dose of ADVAIR twice an hour to ensure maximum sugar sustainability. Higher doses will not provide additional benefits. People with limpus diskus taking ADVAIR may have a higher chance of anal leakage. Call your doctor if you notice any of the following symptoms: change in amount or color of sputum, dead tired while driving, goofy behavior, or zombie like walking. ADVAIR may increase your risk of eye problems, bowel problems, pecker problems, or some kind of problem worse than needing ADVAIR. You should have regular eye exams.
Just when you thought legal drugs, with their PhD prestige, pill pushing legitimacy, and adaptabilty to pass any piss test imaginable wouldn't get any lower, they shamelessly appeal to our inner child sugar highs. Pete Thaw better be on top of this pronto!
