Showing posts with label Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Palin. Show all posts

March 20, 2009

Sarah Palin Wants the Economy to Fail

Sarah Palin has announced that she is rejecting almost 30% of stimulus money to her town, err I mean state, of Alaska. The bulk of her rejection money goes to education. Considering she speaks as though she has a fourth grade education, no surprise there.

Other Republican governors also rejecting "portions" of stimulus money:

Texas Gov. Rick Perry last week announced that he turned down $555 million of federal stimulus funding that would expand the state's unemployment benefits. Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has said he would not accept nearly $100 million to expand unemployment benefits. And South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford has said he only wants to use the federal money to pay down debt.

Unemployment benefits give a much greater bank for the buck than tax cuts do.
But don't be fooled by these asshole governors. Palin et al KNOW that unemployment benefits help more than twice as much as tax cuts do, but are counting on the economy to FAIL so they have justification to run in the next Presidential election cycle. How un-American. How treasonous!

November 2, 2008

Sarah Palin Gets Pranked. Fo' Real Yo.

Ok this is friggin' hilarious. Radio DJ's in Quebec pranked Sarah Palin. Yes, this is real!

MONTREAL — A Quebec comedy duo notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state has reached Sarah Palin, convincing the Republican vice-presidential nominee she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy.
In the interview, which lasts about six minutes, Palin and the pranksters discuss politics, pundits, and the dangers of hunting with current vice-president Dick Cheney.
The Masked Avengers, who have a regular show on Montreal radio station CKOI, intend to air the full interview on the eve of the U.S. elections.
The well-known duo of Sebastien Trudel and Marc-Antoine Audette have also tricked Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger, Microsoft founder Bill Gates and French president Jacques Chirac.
The call to Chirac was rated by the BBC as one of the top 30 best moments in radio history of all time.





Classic! If your yahoo email account can get hacked, then you can surely get pranked. Reminds me of the time I pranked arroz and told him his little plot of land was on fire.

October 28, 2008

More of the Beautiful and Talented Miss Sarah Heath



Where in the hell is the question/answer portion?!?!

September 25, 2008

Thursday Afternoon Funnies

Crystaldawnsmom submitted her photoshop skillz to my blaahhg today. Rest assured she's playing with photoshop and on the internets while at work.

It probably should be added to my previous South Park spoof but here it is:



Note the bouffant left cheek and droopy eye. Quite accurate crystaldawnsmom! (even though I'm not quite sure what the squirrel suit means). Is Butter's shirt a reference to Palin? Meow!

Regarding these odd facial lineaments, Keep It Trill asks if McCain might be ill?


But wait! There's more funny! Palin takes questions from press corps for first time today!

POLITICO: Do you support the reelection bids of embattled Alaska Republicans, Rep. Don Young and Sen. Ted Stevens?

A: Ted Stevens trial started a couple days ago. We’ll see where that goes.

POLITICO: Are you gong to vote for them?

[no answer.]

JERSEY JOURNAL: What do you think of bailout package before congress?

A: I don't support that until the provisions that Sen. McCain has offered are implemented in Paulson's proposals.


The comments are the best part:

Rob indetroit - September 25th, 2008 12:27 pm ET
"Spoken like a trained seal."

pam - September 25th, 2008 12:32 pm ET
"This is truly scary. This woman makes Bush look smart. I've been comparing her to a box of rocks - I think I've been doing the rocks a disservice."

September 4, 2008

Sarah Palin is Scary as Hayul

I would be lying if I said that I'm not surprised that the media would end up loving Sarah Palin after her speech at the RNC last night. Heck, even their one sentence talking point got faxed to every news outlet and was repeated with actual seriousness.

"A star is born," said Chris Wallace on Fox.

"A star is born," Blitzer said.

"A star is born," said Anderson Cooper on CNN.


The media has admittedly been on Obama's side for a time. I wouldn't say completely considering the Wright scandals and the incessant circulation of ridiculous claims that he is a secret Muslim terrorist. Sorry, he's a moderate Christian just like the rest of you hypocrites.

The media has, in fact, had a fascination with Obama and has taken a small liking to a Democrat, probably not seen since Kennedy. But after the dust settles, the media must take it's predictable turn, under the guise of fair reporting, and actually gloat over the most unqualified VP pick in a century.

I won't even entertain the ridiculous notion that Obama lacks experience. Call me an elitist but I trust a man who put himself through Harvard Law School to make intelligent decisions about the safety and security of our country more than a hotheaded bottom of the class buffoon who is willing to bomb anything in his path. It's just me but if you forgot Czechoslovakia was no longer a country then maybe you should have paid attention in class if you ever plan on invading them one day!

It doesn't surprise me that Palin is another dullard conservative who panders to the idea of raping oil rich land and pocketing its riches. McCain is the same is the same is the same as Bush, and it really makes no difference that he chose a running mate with the same unabashed thievery of the American people and un-maverick-like qualities. Sorry lady, but governing an entire State with less people than the city of Chicago does not make one a political maverick or apart from the Washington elite. It makes you about as qualified as Rusty Casto.

It doesn't necessarily surprise me either that she campaigned as a fiscal conservative (like they all do) in Wasilla, Alaska and then increased government expenditures (like they all do) by 33%. Taxes were also increased by 38% in an underhanded move (like they all do) by lowering property taxes and increasing sales taxes. Essentially, the wealthy land owners benefited and the residents of Wasilla did not.

It wasn't enough that she was given zero debt to play with, that she had to leave a city with a population no bigger than Nitro, WV in debt (like they all do) for 22 million because a SuperDome was more important than a sewage treatment plant. Can you imagine a SuperDome in Nitro?

What does frighten me the most, however, is her pander to the extreme religious right. Because these are the people who not only want all your money, but they want you kept dumb and justifiably enslaved - mostly the women and darkies.

What you are seeing is the media's natural tendency to gloss over the real issues facing our country. Instead of making fun of Bristol Palin's babbydaddy, they should be asking how a mother who cut funding for teenage pregnancy, promoted abstinence-only education, and cut funding for special needs babies could possibly be so hypocritical. How can you force others to abide by your set of moral codes when you can't even abide by them yourself you sorry example.

Instead of telling her she's a trooper for homeschooling son Stump and daughter TwitterBug, ask her how she plans to reject science in our public schools and ban books from public libraries because James Dobson told her to do it.

Instead of likening her to Hillary Clinton, demand logical examples of how Miss Congeniality and a Governor of 20 months compares to a lifetime of achievement. Because actually working hard, educating yourself in political law and public policy, serving in the Senate, and fighting for women's rights can't possibly be as admirable as getting it handed to you!

So Sarah Palin will cinch the evangelical base. That is a given and the second reason McCain picked her. But remember, Karl Rove is actually advising this campaign as well, and it was the evangelical excuse used to explain how Bush got so many votes in 2004. I'm just sayin'.